Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Thank You Victoria for Inventing Airborne!

We need more drugs (oops, "dietary supplement") developed by 2nd grade teachers! One dose of Airborne will protect you for 3 hours against catching a cold! Awesome! And what a bargain, it only costs $4.99 for 10 tablets! Moreover, there is scientific proof that it works, just click here and read the "clinical study" (it doesn't come up for me, but maybe it will for you). The "clinical trial" was done by GNG Pharmaceutical Services.
GNG is actually a two-man operation started up just to do the Airborne study. There was no clinic, no scientists and no doctors. The man who ran things said he had lots of clinical trial experience. He added that he had a degree from Indiana University, but the school says he never graduated. (here)



"Thank you for using Airborne! I created Airborne because, as a teacher I needed help supporting my immune system, especially in the classroom." - Victoria Knight-McDowell, 2nd grade teacher & developer of Airborne formula.
USA! USA! USA! We are number 1!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you want to see the clinical trials, click here:
http://web.archive.org/web/20040520033635/http://airbornehealth.com/

and then click:
Clinical Trial Results are in!