Monday, June 05, 2006

6-6-06

Good news! Online oddsmakers say it's 100,000 to 1 that we will survive tomorrow. Yea Earth! The 'rapture index' hasn't really crept up much so I guess that is a good sign too. Even better, rapture expert, the Rev. Tim LaHaye says the apocalypse will not occur tomorrow. There are some suspicious things going on with barcodes however!

A few other important numbers
Octal of the beast = 1232
Binary of the beast = 1010011010
Reciprocal of the Beast = 0.00150150...
Anti-Log of the Beast = 1.738 x 10289
Square Root of the Beast = 25.8069758...
Number of the Blond Beast = 6, uh..., I forget

NOTE: the number of the beast may actually be 616 not 666.

EMERGENCY UPDATE!!!!
Information for mothers from Landover Baptist Church here!

2 comments:

Secret Rapture said...

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My Site = http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
Your jaw will drop!

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