Hey Republicans

How's that Republican majority in the Federal Gov't working out for you?

A war with Iraq that by the Presidents own admission will not end during his term of office. 'Stay the course' is not a war winning strategy guys. But you don't mind the rubber stamp boys. Oh yeah, and tell us again how swimmingly things are going in Iraq right now? Is it your next vacation destination?

A real tax cut for the rich. Yeah, let's put the USA another $700 odd billion dollars in debt so the Hiltons and Waltons and Marses don't have to pay estate taxes. Hell, your kids can pay the debt with their taxed income from their Wal-Mart job.

Voting Rights Act. Hey, what's the hurry in renewing that stupid act? Yeah I know, Republicans are just ultraconservative, not racist...besides you are the party of Lincoln right?

North Korea Missile launch. Well that sorta snuck up on us huh? After all, we have the important job of fighting terrorists in Iraq.

Minimum wage? No need to raise that as long as you vote to raise your salaries every year. Let them eat cake.

When is that Senate Intelligence Comm. report on the manipulation of pre-war intelligence coming out. Yeah, I know you promised to get on that right after the 2004 elections. How's that coming anyhow?

Well at least you have good 'family values' candidates running for President. The fact that 3 of them are known adulterers doesn't really matter.

Congressional oversight, ethics investigations, corruption, incompetence....well at least you have God on your side...right?

Forget about all the above complaints. Surely they cannot be as important as stopping gay marriage and flag burning. What have you done for your holier than thou base concerning abortion lately?

But I really shouldn't complain so much about you guys, I mean Clinton did get a bj didn't he.

Keep up the good job guys.