But enough about what Ann ought not to do. Here’s what she should do immediately:Read the whole thing here.
1. Start a website called “Global War on Fags” today.
2. Begin writing essays calling for the cleansing and purification of society via the mass murder of homosexuals.
3. Distribute videos on the website showing the actual murders of homosexuals.
4. Circulate instructions on how to bomb gay bath houses in San Francisco.
5. Circulate a “battle dispatch” to give people specific information on America’s most notorious bath houses.
6. Apply for a job at Kent State University.
At first, the cries for Ann Coulter’s imprisonment will be loud. But once Kent State gets wind of the story (and possession of her job application) a happy ending will soon be in sight (not incite). In fact, I predict that Ann will soon be a professor at Kent State University with good retirement benefits, a health plan, and tenure.
I don't really get the Kent State reference unless Dr. Mike wrote a column about how those dirty hippy demonstrators at Kent State deserved to be killed back in 1970.
Here is the last sentence of the "mission statement" of Dr. Mike's department at UNC-Wilmington:
The department seeks to increase knowledge of human society from a global perspective and to enhance understanding of the various multicultural segments of American Society.
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sounds like he might want to re-write the mission statement or try to follow it!
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