Next, learn about godless liberal judges and how they convicted poor Kent Hovind (Dr. Dino) for tax evasion. Kent explained that all his stuff belongs to God so he shouldn't have to pay taxes.
Then for a really good laugh, read about how Dr. Martin Luther King would have loved the job G.W. Bush is doing.
I like to think of the Republican party as a big old church with wide open doors, and a friendly sign outside inviting anybody who truly loves our Lord and Savour, Jesus Christ to come on in and share his goodness and love. We are the party of moderation and inclusion and we’re the people calling for a re-United States of America where Christians of every color can come together to defeat our common enemies the islamofascists, atheists, illegal immigrants and homosexuals.You see, Dr. King was really a conservative. And, Jesus would be a member of the NRA. Learn about Barrack Obama. You are aware that:
it’s well known that black men are the most likely segment of the US population to go to jail. They are the most likely to take crack. The most likely to sell crack. The most likely to get involved in ‘drive by’ shootings. They are the most likely to pimp out women of easy virtue. They are the most likely to listen to disgusting hip-hop music and turn decent American children away from God.
Oh yeah, and that Obama is black.
NOTE: There seems to be some question whether STR is a satirical blog or not. Sort of in the vein of Landover Baptist. If it is then it sure is funny....if it's not...it's downright scary.
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They love God.
They love the US.
They believe in truth.
They trust the Bilbe.
It's gotta be a joke.
I ain't figured out what's so funny yet.
This quote from the Obama piece is pretty funny, no?
"Here’s something else that doesn’t look good for Mr Obama. When I telephoned Democratic Party headquarters and asked the woman there if she knew whether ‘B.O.’ was a crack-addicted pimp gangbanging no good jailbird, she immediately fell silent. Eventually, after repeated questioning, all she would tell me was that she did not want to continue the conversation and then she put the phone down. What was she trying to hide?"
We've all encountered idiots in our lives who would act like that - the scary part is that others seem to think it's appropriate, even necessary, to be a mindless brainwashed nutcase while participating in the public political process.
The reason you "ain't figured out what's so funny yet" is probably because, you have knee-jerk right-wing reactionary tendencies. I mean, let’s be serious – do you actually think that the paragraph above reflects a sane intelligent argument, or even a reasonable rhetorical style? “Here’s something else that doesn’t look good for Mr Obama” – really? By exactly what logic aside from the “I said so” logic?
I ain’t got much schoolin’ either hoss – but I ain’t no idiot either.
All she need to say was "no, sir, he ain't." And she didn't say that.
What I find funny is that when Vice-President Cheney don't answer questions from you liberals all of the sudden he oughta be impeached!
God is Love!
Oh.. that's all you needed? OK
No, sir, he ain't.
There you go... sleep well little child. Don't go troubling yourself with intellect.
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