Saturday, December 29, 2007

Be Healthy - It's Simple

Don't drink, smoke or take any drugs (that means no drugs whatsoever). Don't watch television, don't eat red meat and don't use any product which contains fragrances. That's the advice of the HealthRanger.

Also, no high fructose corn syrup, no artificial colors, no milk, cheese or dairy products, no soft drinks, no snack foods, no fast food, no fried foods, no processed foods, no white flour, no refined breads, cereals, pastries etc, no fruit juices (unless you buy his book that tells you how to "juice feast".

Stop using deodorant, laundry detergents with fragrances, dryer sheets, and fluoride toothpast.

Stop visiting medical doctors (naturopathic physicians are ok) and definitely do not get vaccinated.

Do all this and you will transform yourself. You will become capable of reading books at one page per second, you will instantly become able to grasp the "big picture" of any concept including homeopathy (chuckle). You will automatically be able to remember long numbers, such as your credit card numbers. And, you will see the world with a new clarity and understanding.

You do, however, need to do a couple of things. You need to eat quinoa, soy products, tofu and soy milk. You need to drink Jenny Lee Supergreens shakes for breakfast. You need to eat wheatgrass and sea vegetables and massive quantities of blueberries. You need to take rainforest herbs and expose yourself, without sunscreen, to at least 1 hour of intense sunlight a day.

Lastly, the FDA and the AMA are out to get you.

Good Luck.

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