Wednesday, May 10, 2006

SEX! That's the Ticket to Wake Up Apathetic Americans

All kinds of good scandals in the Bush administration.

Citizens being locked up forever on GW's say so.
Spying on US citizens without warrants.
Tom Delay.
Jack Abramoff.
Bob Ney.
Duke Cunningham....oh wait Cunningham! Now this is getting to be a good scandal because it involves sex! It's so awesome. It involves the Watergate, the CIA, the defense department, several congressmen, gambling, prostitutes, even CIGARS! Too bad we couldn't prove that Bush was somehow involved because with sex and CIGARS we would then have a case for impeachment!

Even better it also involves a guy named 'Nine Fingers'!

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