Friday, September 12, 2008

Atomic Structure

We've been learning the fundamentals of atomic structure in my classes this week. You know...protons, neutrons, electrons. Also, chemical bonding...covalent, ionic, hydrogen, and van der Waals forces. And, a little chemistry humor:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. After finishing the drink, the neutron asks the bartender "what's the charge"? The bartender replies, "no charge".

I crack myself up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says "Do you have any idea how fast you were traveling?" Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am!"