It's Settled, We Can Leave Iraq

Iraqi PM Nouri al-Maliki has this to say:

Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said Saturday that the Iraqi army and police are capable of keeping security in the country when American troops leave "any time they want," though he acknowledged the forces need further weapons and training.

The Iraqi people want us to leave. The American people want us to leave. al-Maliki says he is capable of keeping order. A majority of Congress wants us to leave. What is keeping us there? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Give me a 4 letter name.