Tuesday, July 10, 2007

You're Not a Real Christian

That's the message from the Vatican. They told you once and now they are telling you again. The Roman Catholic church asserts "Universal Primacy".
Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the universal primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says Orthodox churches were defective and that other Christian denominations were not true churches.
The current Popemeister was a young whippersnapper during Vatican II. Now he's doing his damndest to overturn all those "erroneous" interpretations made by that commie Pope John XXIII.

If you want to know why you are not a real Christian, look below a few posts and choose the reason why your religion is wrong.


Sara said...

I reckon "all of the above" ;)

Brian said...

I don't mean to sound like a fanatic (I'm a no-longer-practicing Catholic, after all). But if Benny, or any practicing Catholic for that matter, thought Methodism or Judaism or Islam was the 'right' religion, they wouldn't be Catholic!